* Wake up at 5:30 and sit on the vent.
* Scratch couch
* 9 am - drop bomb in litter box. Perfect timing since dad will just be getting down there to his home office.
* Wander around and meow for no reason
* Settle in for the day. Strike cute poses when someone walks into the room. Paw over eyes is always a good one.
* 3:30 pm - start screaming at the bottom of stairs for mom to feed me.
* 4 pm - throw up dinner
* Rip around house for a bit
* Up on armoire for the evening
* If a convenient lap is available at some point in the day - take advantage. But only if it's dad's or Dylan's